Tylar's Toilet Adventures

Okay seriously I'm so done with this toilet parade of Tylars. Let me start with two weeks ago, she started this kick for toilets! First it started off with an excessive amount of toilet paper then led to throwing one of my nicest charm watches into the toilet, then came the q tips. I kept telling her no nos, put it in the garbage but she doesn't care to listen because she has this weird obsession with the toilet lately! So just last week we were just lounging at home and all of a sudden Braxton comes running up to me shouting, "Tylar threw your phone in the toilet! Come see, hurry!", of course to my surprise I walk in the bathroom and there's my phone sitting on the counter soaking wet! She thought she could trick me by taking it out when she heard Braxton telling me; so I took the battery off and let it dry out over night hoping it would turn on the next morning. Just my luck, no power so I have to go buy a new phone (which by the way I had no available upgrades so I had to pay full retail price!) So a couple days later she flushes her toothbrush in the master toilet, I can't believe the watch and the toothbrush went down, I guess it has a powerful flush! So Braxton goes number two in our toilet and Tylar goes to flush it, all of a sudden there's water and poop gushing out of the toilet onto the floor and creeping up to the carpet in our room! It was the biggest mess and took forever to clean up. So now our toilet doesn't flush and I have the maintenance man coming to fix it today; but it gets worse, so this morning it was a replay of the day Tylar put my phone in the toilet except this time it was Daddy's phone! He couldn't go on with his day without a phone so we ran to verizon and again, no upgrades so another full retail price phone!! So I said that's it and decided to lock both bathrooms and would have to unlock it anytime Brax or any of us would have to go. Well no problem solved! Braxton figured out how to unlock it and just about 30 minutes ago , I walk in the bathroom to see water all over the ground and tons of clothes in the toilet! Omg I can't take anymore toilet messes, i think I'm gonna have to get locks for way up high! I realize every child goes through different stages and I'm definitely experiencing the terrible twos with her but wow does she keep me on my feet, they're definitely moments that won't be forgotten! But I have to admit, even though I get frustrated when she does this stuff, I still can't help but to laugh when I think about it!